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Old 11-22-2009, 04:16 PM   #1
 
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Police have reportedly intervened after a drunken man tried to have sex with a stuffed toy giraffe.

According to Metro, 24-year-old Sean McDowell was spotted twice simulating a sex act on the 1.3m toy outside the Bug A Boo store in Oregon, USA.

Sergeant Bob Smith said: "He was pretty enamoured with it and decided he was taking it home. Then he turns and sees one of our officers and he puts the giraffe down and walks away.

"Later in the evening, he did it again. Maybe he had struck out with all the women at the bar and this giraffe was looking pretty good."
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Old 11-22-2009, 05:35 PM   #2
 
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Pathetic.
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Old 11-22-2009, 05:37 PM   #3
 
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What a brass neck he had ......and the giraffe had a long neck !
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:11 PM   #4
 
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Yep sex with a toy giraffe that's stretching it a bit.
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yes there is some sicko's out there.
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Old 11-24-2009, 02:13 PM   #6
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the same man who did it with a bike?...........
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Old 11-24-2009, 03:15 PM   #7
 
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A bit of " necking going on there"
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Old 11-28-2009, 06:05 PM   #8
 
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Bit of a tall story there!
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:41 PM   #9
 
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take some doing to do deep throat tho!
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