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Old 11-22-2009, 04:18 PM   #1
 
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Default Trouserless 'thief' gets stuck in window

A man accused of trying to rob a supermarket in Portugal got stuck for 11 hours with his trousers down after they slipped off as he attempted to get free.

Shop owner Antonio Oliveira arrived at work to find the unnamed 22-year-old lodged in the gap with his legs and bottom facing the street, Sky News reports.

Oliveira said: "He lost the support on the inside and also on the outside because he could hardly touch the floor with the tips of his toes.

"He had his bottom out, it really was a bad day for him."

An Almancil resident added: "Half in, half out, the poor guy wanted to move and couldn't, and without trousers. The things people do."

The man was later arrested by the police.
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Old 11-22-2009, 05:34 PM   #2
 
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Sounds like a right twit.
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Old 11-22-2009, 05:41 PM   #3
 
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The same thing happend a few weeks ago to a guy who broke into a local pub in the town (falkirk) ..the would be thief went in through the air condition ducting and it got narrower and narrower and by the time he reached up above the bar he tried to drop into the bar and he got jammed .....no trouners nor pants on when the alarms went off and the cops had to give him a helping hand to get free (in a manner of speaking) .... .
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:43 PM   #4
 
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Must have been a pane in the ass
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:49 PM   #5
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Should of give him ten of the best
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