Four Worms - Behind The Goals

**Nantman** · 11-27-2009, 06:57 PM

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon

Four worms were placed into four separate jars..

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

**billyboy** · 11-27-2009, 09:41 PM

**nmicra** · 11-27-2009, 09:56 PM

good one mate

**montego** · 11-27-2009, 11:06 PM

good one mate

**Kerry_4711** · 11-28-2009, 05:30 PM

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11-27-2009, 06:57 PM	#1
Nantman Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Nr, Cardiff Posts: 445 Credits: 60,375	Four Worms A minister decided that a visual demonstration would Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon Four worms were placed into four separate jars.. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service --

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